Channeling the wild spirit of the Las Culturistas Culture Awards, this $46 Korean-inspired burger is both ridiculously iconic and deeply delicious—without a trace of dairy. Laced with gochujang, soy, and sesame, the beef patty delivers big flavor, while a crisp pile of quick-pickled veggies and spicy vegan mayo bring the cultural chaos. It’s a burger that nods to dinner’s most epic, meme-worthy moments and the cult status of “the burger you order because you heard it’s really good here.” The bold, bright flavors and playful build make this burger a true winner—worthy of its own award.
Ingredients
Instructions
In a small bowl, combine cucumber, carrots, rice vinegar, sugar, and 1/2 tsp salt. Toss and let sit for at least 15 minutes to quick-pickle.
In a mixing bowl, combine ground beef, scallions, soy sauce, sesame oil, gochujang, ginger, garlic, black pepper, and 1/2 tsp kosher salt. Mix gently until just combined.
Divide mixture into 4 equal patties, pressing a slight dimple into the center of each for even cooking.
Heat a large skillet or grill pan over medium-high heat. Brush with neutral oil. Sear patties for 3-4 minutes per side, until deeply browned and cooked to desired doneness.
While patties cook, shred napa cabbage and set aside. In a small bowl, mix vegan mayo, sriracha, and lime juice for the spicy sauce.
Lightly toast burger buns (dairy-free) on the pan or grill for 1-2 minutes until golden.
To assemble: Spread spicy vegan mayo on both halves of each bun. Layer shredded napa cabbage on the bottom, add the beef patty, a generous heap of pickled veggies, and cilantro leaves. Top with the bun.
Serve immediately, with napkins—embracing glorious, saucy chaos.